Oh, sure! [It's at this point that he realizes he's still holding that book about werewolves and vampires, so he hastily puts it back on the shelf where it belongs.

This is incredible. His teenage dad actually wants to hear his stories! It's a dream come true!]

Which one do you wanna hear? How about that time I braved five tsunamis and a blizzard to bring food rations to a starving family in a South Pole colony? Or maybe the time I battled the giant squid aboard a haunted shipwreck?